This is not a photograph of lovers, this is a 400 year old marble statue of Pluto and Proserpina

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ishipitlikeups:

wishtorious:


college kids:

Tru

Am college kid can confirm.
“a girlfriend is a potential wife, if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y’all gotta grow up.”
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ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

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janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

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haussofkm:

mockeryd:

Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

The cutest thing ever.

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GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

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bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.

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